My Life according to Sondheim (again!)

I've already done a similar Meme to this before - you can find that one here.
Because some of the questions are different I thought I'd try it again using the same artist and without repeating any answers!!! So here they are, with the shows they come from listed too.


Using only song titles from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 10 people you like and include me (presuming I'm someone you like). You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

Pick your Artist
Stephen Sondheim (again)


Are you a male or female:
That Dirty Old Man
(from 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum')


Describe yourself:
Talent
(from 'Bounce')


How do you feel:
Unworthy of Your Love
(from 'Assassins')


Describe where you currently live:
I Love This Town
(from 'Bounce')


If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
No Place Like London
(from 'Sweeney Todd')


Your favorite form of transportation:
Merrily We Roll Along
(from 'Merrily We Roll Along')


Your best friend?
I"m still Here
(from 'Follies')


You and your best friends are:
Old Friends
(from 'Merrily We Roll Along')


What's the weather like?
Agony
(from 'Into the Woods')


Favorite time of day:
Now
(from 'A Little Night Music')


If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
The Glamorous Life
(from 'A Little Night Music')


Your relationship:
The Best Thing that Ever Happened to Me
(From 'Bounce')


What is life to you:
Opening Doors
(from 'Merrily We Roll Along')


Your fear:
The Hills of Tomorrow
(from 'Merrily We Roll Along')


What is the best advice you have to give:
No One Is Alone
(from 'Into the Woods')


Thought for the Day:
Live, Laugh, Love
(from 'Follies')


How I would like to die:
Later
(from 'A Little Night Music')


My soul's present condition:
Perpetual Anticipation
(from 'A Little Night Music')


My motto:
With So Little To Be Sure Of
(from 'Anyone Can Whistle')